Have I mentioned that I absolutely hate Halloween? It's not my fault. I inherited it from my mom. She'd have to tell you why she hates it, but I'd guess it is the sugar and candy. She was a dental hygenist when I was little and I can remember one year that she passed out toothbrushes and small tubes of toothpaste. I can only imagine how popular our house was. Most of my memories of Halloween are of going out to dinner and getting $20 to spend at Target. $20 in the 70s was a lot of money.
I hate the evilness and spookiness of Halloween. It seems like the decorations get worse with every passing year. Thankfully, we had none of the scary stuff around us this year. I also hate the pounds and pounds of candy. Does anyone really need that much sugar? It's bad for their teeth and their attitudes. We have enough attitude issues without the extra sugar and artificial food coloring. We also teach our kids to not talk to strangers and then one night a year, we let them knock on door and have strangers give them candy??? Seriously! Where's the logic there?
We have chosen to follow my family's tradition. We let the kids dress up if they want or not if they don't want and we go out to dinner. We drove to Rolla (so we'd get home later) and ate at Colton's Steakhouse. It was pretty good. The kids all really enjoyed it. Allie is branching out and ate sirloin tips. The yeast rolls were better than Longhorn. The steaks and salads were close. They are building a Colton's right outside the gate; so I'm sure it'll be some place we'll eat at again.
Next instead of buying costumes, I gave the kids the money and they bought new toys at Walmart. New toys are always fun and will last the whole year through. I should back up and tell you I do offer a new costume and trick-or-treating, but if they choose that, they get one piece of candy and the rest goes in the garbage. I think they picked trick-or-treating once in Maryland.
We wrapped up our evening at A Slice of Pie. It's a little whole in the wall place next to a late night laundrymat. Dan ordered a whole piece of pie and the kids and I ordered half pieces. Dan's piece was 1/3 of a pie (no lie). Ours were huge at 1/6. The homemade cherry pie was divine. If you are ever near Rolla, MO, you should stop and have a slice!
And parents...if you do choose to trick-or-treat, a porch with the light off means no candy. Don't let your kids ring the doorbell at 8:45. Two little girls got a lecture from me last night. I hope they don't come back and egg my house tonight.