Allie's "Why You Should Go to College" Writing Assignment

So apparently, Allie isn't getting much help in the writing department in school.  Her story made me laugh, but where was her teacher in helping at the editing stage?  Another reason to home school everyone next year.

College!  Why go to college?  Is college the best idea for me?  Here are some amazing facts that tell you why you should go to college.  If you don't go, you will be non-smart which is not good. 

First thing is that you get a lot of money.  It is not all about the money, money, money.  But money is important.  Without money, you can't afford an amazing life, and give to the poor. 

Secondly is that you have more opportunities in life.  You can get a life helping job, money, and you are helping the world.  You also can make friends. 

Third thing is having a stupendous, healthy life. You will be surprised with life, healthy by learning what is good and bad for you.  Your life will be friendly, warm inside if you go to college. 

College is a fantastic place.  It makes you smarter too.  I hope you understand me about going to college is the best thing and not the worst thing.  Send you child to college!

She got a C+.  Hmmmmm.  Wouldn't want to be non-smart and not be able to give to the poor.  Definitely go to college, kids!